Free Jokes Poetry

People say that: "Life is just a race 2wards death..

But I think it's a short journey to earn your place in Paradise.."

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Bivi : Tm shaadi se pehlay tou bohat gift diya krtay thay mgr ab kch nhi detay

Hsband:Machhli pakarnay k baad chaara kon daalta hy.

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Teacher to Student:Semester System Ka Faida Bata0?

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Student:-Faida T0 Pata Nahi Pr Baizatti Saal Me 2 Baar H0 Hi Jaati Hy

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People think that a girl's dream is to find her perfect guy and be with him forever.

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CRAP!

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A girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

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Height of Creativity:

A man saved his girl friend's number as

"LOW BATTERY"

Whenever she calls & he is not around, his wife plugs phone to charger.

A silent tip 4 all tharki husbands..

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Missing you,
The way you look me in the eyes,
The way you laugh, talk, smile
When I’m with you my heart pounds fast,
When we’re apart my heart rips in two,
All my life I never thought I’d feel this way,
Laying on my bed, all alone in the dark, crying
Missing you…

I hug my pillow believing that its you,
I know there is other people in the world,
But i don’t want them i want you and only you.
One tear strolls down my cheek then another then another,
I won’t stop this till you’re right here by my side,
missing your smile, missing the things you do,
I sit on my bed,
Missing you…

I need you! I want you! and I’ll feel this way until I have you!
You wipe away my tears,

I miss you more than words can say,
I think of you each single day,
I love you like my sister and friend,
I’ll always love you till the end.

The more I think, the more I weep,
At least I have memories to keep,
I know we’ll meet again soon enough,
But I can’t wait cos this is tough.

Every time I see a pretty flower,
I think of you then my eyes shower,