I love you

Kaha 1 bakri ny bakray sy

Bakra bola hun ki faida hun tay wadi eid nu 17 Din reh gaye ne..,

Bakri boli koi baat nai pyar ki tu 2 ghriyan b buhat hoti hain hum is 17 din main jee bhar k pyar karin gay aur duniya ko apny pyar ki 3 ,4 nashaniyan dy jain gay.

Teacher- Batao Kutta dum Qyun Hilata Hai ...?

Pathan- Q k dum Me itna Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake....

Seedhi Baat

No Bakvas,

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1 Murghi ko Kaway se pyar ho geya,

jb Murghay ko pta chala tou wo murghi k pas gaya r bola k muj my kia kami hai?smart hon kaway sy ziyada khobsurat hon tmhari bradari ka hon?

Murghi: Me tmhary jezbat ki qadar krti hon,lakin wo air force my hai....

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Janwron Ki Party Me Chuha Whisky Pi K Tunn Tha

Billi:

Aj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tuje Kha Jati

Chuha:

Chali Ja

Nhi To Log Kahengey K Pi K Aurat Pe Hath Utha Dya:-p

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1 billi 1 sheikh k ghar say roti hoi nikli.

Kisi nay billi say ronay ki wajah pochi,

Billi nay jawab diya "ik tay menu maarya utton mera choowa v kho laya":-)

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2 Choohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy.

1 hathi ne lift mangi..

Itnay me 1 choha khara ho k bola..

Dekh lay

Phir teri MAA Kahy gi k Lafango k sath ghom ra tha.:D;)

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