In A Party A Handsome Guy Asked A Girl "Are You Going To Dance.?"

She Felt So Happy nd Said: "Yes"

And The Guy Said: That's Good So Can I Have Your Chair.? :P

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One day there were 2 strings in a park.One string went on the swing and the other one went on the slide.While the string which went on the slide went on the round about.While the other string which went on the round about made a

A blonde walks into a store and sees a t.v. that she wants.  So she goes to the front desk and said "I would like to buy that tv." Then the clerk said, "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes."  She comes back the next day with red hair and she asked for the tv.  The clerk said, "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes." The day after that, she came back with black hair and asked for the tv. The clerk said, "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes" The day after that she came back with green hair and asked for the tv. The clerk said, "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes."  She said, "OK, good job, but how did you know I was a blonde?"

ocean & blonde

A redhead, a brunnette and a blonde are all stranded on a dessert island. There is a island in the middle of the sea, and if they reach it, they can go home. So the red head swims out there, she gets halfway and drowns.

This woman goes down south and has a baby and the doctor ask what are you naming the baby, she said odd and the doctor says odd yes o-d-d, odd, he let her tell  the famiy said the doctor,a few years later he is at school playing and they are making fun of him ha ha your odd, your name is odd. a few years later he gets married and tells his wife dont put my name on my head stone and she ask why and he says it is