GIRLFRIEND is like internet virus

she will enter ur life

scan ur pocket

Transfer ur money

Edit ur mind

download her problems

Delete ur smile

&

Hang ur life..

So avoid ur gf & send her number 2 me

Dnt w0ry aBout mee, I m a professional

anti virus..

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HEIGHT OF PHYSICS:-

A conductor kicks old man out of bus.

Police sends d condctor 2jail &gave him shock. But he had no efect.

Y?

cuz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR:p

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Pathan In Computer Exam

Examiner"What is Microsoft Excel?"

Pathan: "It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer :p :D

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Corruption has spread to every corner in Pakistan...

. . . . . . . .

Even my computer says: "some files are corrupted." ;-)

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This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.

The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!")

Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female.

Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:

Five reasons to believe computers are female:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.