1 Drdnak waqiya.

1 lrka or lrki 1 2sry se bht pyr krty thy.

Mgr un k ghr waly razi nhi hote thy sb un k khelaf thy.

Lrki ne lrky ko kha q na hm bhag k shadi kr len lrka razi ho gya

Or wo 2no bhag gye mgr

Kch dor ja k lrki ruk gai

Or ankhon mei anso chehry py drd la kr boli

Mein tmhry sth or agey nahi

Ja skti bs

Lrke ne ro kr pocha q nahi ja skti?

Kya tm mjh se pyr nai krti

LADY,Jewelry shop me aik"Hery ki Ring"dekhne k lia jhuki to unka Pad nikal gya,

Lady,shrmindgi se idar udar dekha to usky peechy SALESMAN khara tha

SalesMan,nehayat professional andaz

GOOD DAY MAM,how may i help u

lady,Ye smajte huay k isne Pad nhe suna:

Ye khobsurt RING kitne ki he?

SalesMan:

Old Woman In A Lift.

A Young Woman Came In Wid A Fragrance Of

Expensive Perfume

& Said Proudly To The Old Lady

"Black Cobra, Rs.6000"

Another Women Gets In & Said

"Jasmeen" Rs.7000/Bottle"

Lift Stops

Old Woman Looked At Both, Turned Around Wid A

A Girl Puts Her Finger Near HOTEL MANAGER'S Lips.

MANAGER Sucks And Kisses Each Finger.

GIRL:

Tell Your BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In Your TOILET.

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Faraz Dirty Poetry

FARAZ ARZ KARTE HAIN.

Dekha jo kinare pe kashti nikal gai.

,

Wah G Wah.

,

Dekha jo kinare pe kashti nikal gai.

Abay

Wikki leaks ki shandaar kamyabi k baad, ab pesh hai Gasleaks..

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khol day raaz saray

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Arbab Khan