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1. They say butterflies taste with their feet. What are your thoughts on this?
2. Is now on two diets...because he was still hungry after just one.
3. Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!
4. Is like a can of pringles, once u pop, u cant stop.
5. I havent put weight on, my clothes have shrunk :)
6. Will not be responsible for her actions if she doesn’t get some chocolate soon
7. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
8. Thinks it’s inappropriate for Sea World to have a seafood restaurant.
9. Thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment
10. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

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Jerans Livingston

Age: 26 years

Location: Kanyakumari, India

Gmail Email Id: jeranslivingston