Free Jokes Poetry

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay Sakht sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay,

In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha,

Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahay ho?

Wo bola "kuch nahi papa,

Girls COLLEGE KI CANTEEN KA MANZAR

Girl 1: puff kitne ka hai ? aur samosa?

chips ? aur burger ? mmmm.. (finally

leaves without buying)

Girl 2 : ammmmmaaa yeh samosa

bahar 6 rs mein milta , yahan 7 rs mein

kioooonnnn?

Girl 3 : eeewww,

what a tacky place ? let's

Doctor : do excercise evryday to maintain a healthy life !

Pappu : i play football, cricket & smetyms basketball.

Doctor : ok tats kinda enough 4 a healthy life.

So hw long do yu play?

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1 larka

Larki se puchta hai k : Bachay kese hote hain/

Larki : chup..!!!

Larka : Batao Na plz :p

Larki : Nahi pata ab mat pchna ..!!

Larka : Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata

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Mazak ki bhi ek Had

hoti

hai...:-/

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Aaj apni hi dost ne class

room me keh diya...

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"ParhNe De YaaR...!! :p

Sent by:

If a girl is in Love,

her parents ask who's tht IDIOT?

If a boy is in Love,

his parents ask.

IDIOT,who's tht girl?

MISCONCEPTION:

No matter whoever in Love,boys r always IDIOTS

PROPOSED THEORY:

Sardi to chali gayi lekin jate jate aik baat bata gayi

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Sardi Mein