Free Jokes Poetry

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles Instead Of Sheets.

u know y?

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Coz today's Students Have More Typing Speed than Writing Speed

What An Idea Sir jiii :-D

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Madam:Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge?

Student:1-2 min Dekhenge

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Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,Wrna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge!:

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Little BOY to his girlfrnd:

Kal teli yad me mai inna dub gya..

Kal teli yad me mai inna dub gya..

Baitha tha me potty kalne or chaddi utaalna hi bhul gya :D

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A MATHEMATICAL WEDDING INVITATION

Mr & Mrs.Algebra welcomes u for wedding of their son

DIFFERENTIATION with INTEGRATION (D/o, Mr & Mrs. Calculus)

Place: Matrix hall 5, Parallel Line St, Square root Tower,

Near Polynomial Hospital,

With Best Compliment s from

Rajnikanth calls in indian airlines.

How long it takes for flight from channai to kolkata

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Lady: 1hour

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Rajnikanth : ise aacha main paidal chala jau.

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Once James Bond met a dog in a jungle & said

I m BOND!

JAMES BOND!

& the dog bites him & replies

I m Dog!

again bites him & says

MAD DOG..,.,:PP

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BETI ki mohabbat hamehsa begharz hoti hai

Beti mehed se lehad tak waledain ki wafadar hoti hai

Khayal rakhna fitrat hai to hansna bolna chehkna iska mizaj hai

Apni himakaton pe khud he hansna hr hal me apni udasii chupana iska kamal hai

Khamosh rahe to sannata bolne pe ai to bolti jaay

Ksi ne thek kaha hai