How 2 confuse a Mental patient..?

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Ans: by a Pineapple...!

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"..confused ?"

i know it works...:-p:-D

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Girl friend: Muje tmare dant boht ache lagte han?

Boy friend: Oh sach me, kyu?

Girl friend: Bcoz red mera fav color ha?

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lo bhai high level ki bezati or khao gutka ;>

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*Top clas insult*

Prfsor: zindgi bhr Ghalib ki arzo rhi k us ki mehbooba k haseen zulfon se sharab k katray tapken or wo use halaq men utar le.

Boy: sir agr us k baalon men jouwen hon to Ghalib wo b halaq men utar len gy...???

prfsor: Ghalib ko apni mehbooba se ye arzoo thi apki mehbooba se nhi ;>

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AoA...

Hw r U?

Mujse kya galti ho gae he janab? Y r U avoiding me?

Atleast week me 1 dafa to yad krlia kro. Ur behaviour is realy hurting me.....

Faqat Apka

Tooth Brush.:-D ;-)

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Height of insult:-

Boy: you look like a barbie

Grl: u mean beautiful and tall.??

Boy: no,plastic and without brain :/s

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Hanso, Khailo, Naacho, Gaao, Uchlo,

Kodo,

Dunya ki parwa mat kro

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Dunya janti hay

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Is mausam main "MENDAK"

aisa hi krte hain....

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