Marriage Jokes
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Sunday, 05 February 2012 13:19 |
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Boy: Marry me.. ??
Girl: Do u have a house?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u have a BMW car?
Boy: No
Girl: How much is ur salary?
Boy: No salary, but....
Girl: No but, u have nothing I cant marry You, plz leave..!!
Boy (to himself): I have 1 villa, 3 property lands..then house??, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porches..why will I need a BMW?? & How can I get the salary when I'm the BOSS??
Girl:
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Shohar ki Baat mein Wazan Hai |
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Thursday, 26 January 2012 20:22 |
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Bivi : Tm shaadi se pehlay tou bohat gift diya krtay thay mgr ab kch nhi detay
Hsband:Machhli pakarnay k baad chaara kon daalta hy.
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Written by Administrator
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Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:48 |
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1 professor shadi shuda logo ko lecture de raha tha.
Professor: aap logo me se kon chahta hy k us ki biwi chalaak ho jaey?
Sub logo me se sirf 1 aadmi hath uthata hy.
Professor: to aap chahtey hain k aap ki biwi chalaak ho jaey?
Aadmi: Kia chalaak?!!!! :O:O
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Written by Administrator
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Thursday, 12 January 2012 16:42 |
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What do you call a group of people where two people are thinking of ROMANCE
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all other are thinking of MEAL ??
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"A wedding":D :-P
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Written by Administrator
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Tuesday, 10 January 2012 16:32 |
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Dctor: Aap ka or Aap ki Begam ka Blood Group aik hi hai
Husband: Zahir hai 18 Saal se Mera khoon Pi Rahi hai
Aik hi hoga.....:-
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Written by Administrator
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Wednesday, 21 December 2011 17:09 |
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Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so bad & serious nowadays that...majority of the men have started Loving their own Wives ...;)
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Written by Administrator
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Wednesday, 21 December 2011 17:09 |
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Arranged marriage is "While u r walking, unfortunately a snake bites u"
But Love marriage is dancing in front of a cobra & saying,
chuma chuma de de!! haha
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Husband is like Split Air Conditionar |
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Written by Administrator
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Saturday, 19 November 2011 16:59 |
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Position of husband is like Split AC,
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside d house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote..!
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