Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghongat uthaya to woh

bohat kaali nikli....

Dulha dar k bola

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A MATHEMATICAL WEDDING INVITATION

Mr & Mrs.Algebra welcomes u for wedding of their son

DIFFERENTIATION with INTEGRATION (D/o, Mr & Mrs. Calculus)

Place: Matrix hall 5, Parallel Line St, Square root Tower,

Near Polynomial Hospital,

With Best Compliment s from

Boy: Marry me.. ??

Girl: Do u have a house?

Boy: No

Girl: Do u have a BMW car?

Boy: No

Girl: How much is ur salary?

Boy: No salary, but....

Girl: No but, u have nothing I cant marry You, plz leave..!!

Boy (to himself): I have 1 villa, 3 property lands..then house??, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porches..why will I need a BMW?? & How can I get the salary when I'm the BOSS??

Girl:

Bivi : Tm shaadi se pehlay tou bohat gift diya krtay thay mgr ab kch nhi detay

Hsband:Machhli pakarnay k baad chaara kon daalta hy.

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1 professor shadi shuda logo ko lecture de raha tha.

Professor: aap logo me se kon chahta hy k us ki biwi chalaak ho jaey?

Sub logo me se sirf 1 aadmi hath uthata hy.

Professor: to aap chahtey hain k aap ki biwi chalaak ho jaey?

Aadmi: Kia chalaak?!!!! :O:O

What do you call a group of people where two people are thinking of ROMANCE

and

all other are thinking of MEAL ??

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"A wedding":D :-P

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