1- Short Rajnikanth Sms

• Intel`s new ad:
  Rajnikanth Inside.
• Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign on it saying: Beware of Owner.
• Rajnikanth can even receive a missed call.
• After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.
• The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!
• Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.
• Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald`s and he got it.
• Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.

2- Rajnikanth Sms Jokes

• What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
  A: Rajnigandha!
• Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
  Just to play carom.

3- Funny Rajnikanth Sms

• Rajnikanth can speak Braille.
• Rajnikanth can sentence a judge.
• Rajnikanth ne hi Munni ko badnam kiya hai.
• Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning & decided to share the knowledge with everyone & thus Google originated.
• Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

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