Teacher = tell me the names of all the planets..

Srdar = venus, earth, mars....

Teacher = aur sunao

srdar = main theek thaak, tu suna :p

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Define a true music lover ?

A girl singing in the bathroom while taking the bath

and a boy near keyhole is using his ear not eyes :p

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Boy 2 girl:

I luv u

Girl:

i m engaged vd someone n i hv a boyfrnd too!

Boy:

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DEKH LE AGAR ADJUST HOTA HON TO:-D

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Papuu puts his hand on his grlfrend shouldr while driving From Lahore 2 Faisalabad

She smiles & says

Tum is say agay b ja sakty ho

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papuu drives to MULTAN.:-P

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Teacher, Student Se:

Tumharay ABBU Kya Kartay Hein?

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Student:

Pata Nahi Miss Hum To Jaldi So Jatay Hein:-P

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Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi lenay Deti?

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Nai pata

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ok

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wo hay

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