Jail...

one prisoner to other.

Why u r in jail?

Reply. I did 2 murders and get caught.

2nd asked why u r here.

Reply....

Main No ball krayi c:

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Only 1412 Days Remaining for ICC Cricket WorldCup 2015.

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I'm so excited.

(MISBAH):-D

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Tuck

Tuck

Tuck

Tip

Tip

Tip

Guess wts ds?

RAINING?

No

Some1 knockng at da door??

No..

this is

Misbah ul Haq's

Batting..

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"Intresting Indian Crcktrs Names

"Ravi Shas3

"Mahendra Singh 2ni

"100Rav Ganguly

"Sachin 10Dulkr

"Mun1/2 Patel

Wht a funny team! ;-P

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Funny Kamran Akmal Jokes

Biwi: Suna hy catch ch0rnay k mamlay me aap baray dil phenk thay..ap k bhai umer akmal bta rahay thay

Der raat tk sattaybaz0n k sath bethe rehte the.. Aap ki ammi ko call ki thi wo bta rahi theen..

Adnan akmal b kuch bta rahe the....

Kamran: kya sara credit aj hi khtm krdya?

Biwi: Ahan...

Han to ye r0ss tayl0r k0n tha...:-P:-D:-D:-D:-P;-) kehte han baton baton main...

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A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back, shoulders, then down her side just glancing at her, then carries on down her side & legs.. He moves back towards the top & stops. His wife gasps.

"Y hv u stopped?"