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Aam Ke Darakht Par 10 Kelay |
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Monday, 20 February 2012 22:18 |
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FAALTU MESSAGE:
Teacher:agr 1 aam k darakht par 10 kelay lage hain,
or un mei se 7 amrud torh liye
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kitne kharboze bache ?
student: sir 9 Hathi
teacher: wah tmy kesy pata chala?
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Names of Ten Chemical Elements |
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Monday, 20 February 2012 22:18 |
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Teacher: "Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?"
Sardar Student: Oxygen, Chlorine,Florine,Noreen,
Ambreen,Samreen, Nasreen,Afreen,Parveen & Sharmeen
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Chand Per Pehla Qadam Kisne Rakha |
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Monday, 20 February 2012 22:18 |
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Teacher: Wo kon tha jisne Chand pe pehla Qadam Rkha?
Student: Neil Armstrong!
Teacher: Gud! Aur dusra?
Student: Dusra b usi ne rkha hoga, Langra thori tha wo!
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Thursday, 02 February 2012 16:56 |
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KG Boy: Mam may I go 2 washroom
Mam: N0 Pahle A 2 Z sunao fir jana
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN__QRS_UVWX_Z,
Mam: P, O,T,Y kahan gai?
Boy: ji Mere nekar me nikl gai :(
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Thursday, 26 January 2012 20:22 |
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Teacher to Student:Semester System Ka Faida Bata0?
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Student:-Faida T0 Pata Nahi Pr Baizatti Saal Me 2 Baar H0 Hi Jaati Hy
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Tuesday, 24 January 2012 17:41 |
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In exam a student left da page blank,
At da bottom of sheet he kept flowers and wrote:
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In memory of my memory which recently passed away:-D
aur yehi student barra ho kar ghajini film wala Aamir khan bana :P:D
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Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:48 |
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is se bkwas msg bhejo to jaanun..
teacher:agr 1 aam k paer par 10 kele lage hai,or un me se 7 amrud tor liye to kitne papite bache?
studnt: sir 9 hathi.
tchr: wah! tme kese pata chala?
stdnt:sir q k me aaj tifin mai gobhi ki sabzi laya hu.
moral:rozana brush karo Varna petrol khatam ho jayga.. :-P
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2 Lafzon Main Yeh Bayan Na Ho Paye |
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Monday, 16 January 2012 19:34 |
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Teacher to 1 clas student: chalo beta ye line 2 lafzon main bol kar dikhao "Teacher main aap se pyar karta hon"
Student: sorry miss.
Teri meri meri teri prem kahani hy mushkil, 2 lafzon main ye bayan na ho paye...
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