Latest Urdu Jokes 2011
Roman Urdu Jokes for Kids
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Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:30 |
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Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.
Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya to judge ne pagal ko saza sunayi k tum 5 rupay jurmana adda karo ge.
Pagal ne 10 rupay de kar ek thappar judge ko bhi maar diya.
Aur kaha.
"Dono 5..5 rupay le lo.
Mere paas khullay nahi hain.
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Thursday, 16 February 2012 20:18 |
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Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya: kahan hain aap?
Shohar: tumhain who jewellery shop yaad hai jahan tumhain ek diamond ka set pasand aya tha?
Biwi (khushi se): haan haan mujhe yaad hai :)
Shohar: mei us k saath wali shop mein baal katwa raha hon. :D
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Thursday, 16 February 2012 20:18 |
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Teacher: "MUGHAL Badshah kitny thay..?
Pathan: "6"
Teacher: shabash! Gin k Btao."
Pathan: "1,2,3,4,5,6"
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Choices in Pakistan International Airline |
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Thursday, 16 February 2012 20:18 |
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PIA Air Hostess Passenger se:
Aap Khana Khaeyn gayn??
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Passenger: Choices kia kia hain???
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Air Hostess: YES or NO-
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Thursday, 16 February 2012 20:18 |
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Amrood khaty waqt agar keera nazar aa jaye to bohat dil kharab hota hai,
magar...
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ziyada jaan uss waqt nikalti hai..
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jab..
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keera aadha ho.
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Paint Karne ka Short Tariqa |
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Sunday, 05 February 2012 13:19 |
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Memon Apne Kamre Ko Paint Ker Raha Tha..
Us ne Sirf Chhat Ko
"White" Paint Kiya..!
Aur
Baqi Deewaron Pe Likh Diya..
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Thursday, 02 February 2012 16:56 |
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Teacher: Pakistan k ktny Soobay hn?
Pathan: 4
Teachr: Hosh kr Khan, Aj Pehli Bar tu ne Sahi Jawab dia hy,ab un k Naam btao.
Pathan: Mashrik,Mghrb, shumal,junob.
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Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:40 |
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Wife: Me is dress me moti lag rahi huna.
Husband (Mazaq Men): Han
Wife: Hain ! Moti lag rhi hu?
Husband: Nae Nae
Wife: Bolain moti lag rahi hu?
Husband: Nahiii
Wife: bolain na?
Husband: Haan !!
Wife: Koi nae.
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