wife: subah mere chehre pe pani q dala?

Husband: tumhare abba ne he kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai issay murjhane mat dena.

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Pathan bv se:

Meri T-Shirt ulti kar k press karna.

Pathan nay 1 ghanty baad pocha T-Shirt press hui?

Biwi: koshish kar rahi hon par mjhe ulti nahi aa rahi.:

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Saanp k mdari ko lose-motion lag gaye

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Doctor sy dawai lety howay bola:

Doctor Shahab parhyz ki karna ay?

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Doctor:

bas Been zoor di na wajain;->:-D

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Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun?

Pathan: nahin,

Helicopter mein dikha haramkhor,

Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!:-P

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Ek Pathan Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha

Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne He

1.

Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi He, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega?

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Windows Main START Ka Button Hy, STOP Ka Nahi

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Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kab Release Hoga?

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Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi to Computer Q Maangta Hy?

Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal

>Ek admi ka hont jala huwa tha.

Kisi ne poocha kese jala?

bola. Wife ko chorne station gaya tha.

khushi k mare train k engine ko choom liya: :p

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