Kids Jokes in Urdu

Class 0ne me ek new bachi aai tu sb bachon ne usay phophi phophi kehna shuru krdia

Bachi ne madam ko bula liya

Madam:kin bachon ne isko phophi kaha wo kharay ho jaen

Sb bache khare ho ge siwaye1 chote bache k

Madam: kia tm ne isko phophi nhi kaha?

""Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya !

1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ?

Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.

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Pathn 2 Fathr:

hum ko 200 rupe do,

Fathr: kyon

pathan: hum ko sadar jana ha,

cNG bus mai baghar ticket safar pe 2 so ka jurmana hai,

hamre pas ticket ke paisy nai hain

baap: ye lo 400 rupe

pthan 4 so kyon?

1 PATHAN Rozana Apne ParoSi Ki Bell baja Kr Bhag jata tha

Ek Din Parosi Ne pakr kr Pocha Ye Kya Harkat hy?

Pathan: Ye Hum Miss Bell Marta hy aj receive ho gai.

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1 Admi Rikshay wale se: Khan Sahab saddar jaega?

Khan: Hamara khayal hy nahi jaega.

Admi: Aray bhai saddar jaega?

Khan: Shayad 2013 tak jaega.

Admi: Abey me bolra hu Regal Chowk, Saddar jaega?

Khan: Ye to saddar ka marzi hy k regal chowk jae ya banaras chowk ham se poch k thordi jaega.

Pathan calls his wife from Sheikhupura

Nokar ne phone receive kiya

Pathan:

Begam Saheba se baat karwao

Nokar:

Woh to sahab k sath so rahi hain,

Pathan:

Per sahab to me hun,

Nokar:

Ab me kya karun?

Pathan:

Maar do dono ko

AFTER KILLING

Nokar: