Funniest jokes
Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!
Funniest jokes
Shaadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha…kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ?
Sardar – Mai toh khud pareshan hoon …..par card me likha hai,
“Dinner 7-12pm”
Funniest jokes
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara
Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan
Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain…
Funniest jokes
santa 5 staar hotel mein khaana khaane gaya,
santa – paneer pakode, aur chicken lao,
khaane ke baad………
waiter– sir ye leejiye apana bill,
santa – ye lo mera card,
waiter– lekin sir, ye to ration card hai,
santa – to saale baahar to likha hai ki –
“all cards are accepted”
waiter behosh ????
Funniest jokes
bhaarat mein jitane bhee gaadiyon ke peechhe likha hota hai-
“buree najar vaale tera munh kaala”.
aap yakeen maano yadi hakeekat mein aisa hee hota to,,
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ab tak hamaara desh West Indies ban chuka hota..
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Funniest jokes
do minute mein kheer banaane kee vidhi.
ek katori paani mein chaaval aur shakkar daalakar ubaalen .
phir isamen ek lux beauty soap daal de kyonki
isamen hai doodh, malai, kesar ,baadaam
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kheer taiyaar hai
Funniest jokes
santa ke ghar mehamaan aaye
santa – kya lenge chaay ya coffee?
mehamaan- jee nahin, bahut garmi hai, kuchh thanda hai ?
santa – haan hai na thanda, kapade utaar ke fharsh pe let jao,
bahut thanda hai???
Funniest jokes
shaadi ke agale din hi achaanak pati
apani biwi ko pitne laga…?✊
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logon ne poochha kyon maar rahe ho bechaari ko ??
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pati ne bola … isane meree chaay mein?
taabeez daala hai mujhe bas mein karane ke liye ! ???
mujhe meri maa se door karana chaahati hai. ??
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biwi rote hue gusse mein boli ?
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vo taabeez nahin tea bag hai
ganvaar kahin ke ???
Funniest jokes
patni chilla kar boli – aaj shaam ko jaldi ghar aa jaana
pati – kyon kuchh khaas hai kya ?
patni – maayake se rishtedaar aa rahe hain
pati – mera dimaag mat khao, main biji hoon, kaun kaun aa raha hai
patni – meree donon chhoti bahanen aa rahi hain
pati khush hokar –
are daarling, tumhaare rishtedaar matalab mere rishtedaar
pakka time se aa jaoonga???
Funniest jokes
?patni : suno jee baahubali achchhi hai dekh lo
?pati whatsapp chalaata huva baahar gallery mai chala gaya
?patni : andar aa jaao
mainne baahubali bola hai baajoovaali nahi..
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