Funniest jokes

Funniest jokes

Santa class me haans raha tha,

Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?

Santa : Tum kaun ho?

Ladka : Mein monitor hu

Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!

Funniest jokes

Shaadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha…kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ?

Sardar – Mai toh khud pareshan hoon …..par card me likha hai,

Dinner 7-12pm”

Funniest jokes

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara

Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan

Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain…

Funniest jokes

santa 5 staar hotel mein khaana khaane gaya,
santa – paneer pakode, aur chicken lao,
khaane ke baad………
waiter– sir ye leejiye apana bill,
santa – ye lo mera card,
waiter– lekin sir, ye to ration card hai,
santa – to saale baahar to likha hai ki –
“all cards are  accepted”
waiter behosh ????

Funniest jokes

bhaarat mein jitane bhee gaadiyon ke peechhe likha hota hai-
“buree najar vaale tera munh kaala”.

aap yakeen maano yadi hakeekat mein aisa hee hota to,,
.

ab tak hamaara desh West Indies ban chuka hota..
????????

Funniest jokes

do minute mein kheer banaane kee vidhi.

ek katori paani mein chaaval aur shakkar daalakar ubaalen .

phir isamen ek lux beauty soap daal de kyonki
isamen hai doodh, malai, kesar ,baadaam

???????
kheer taiyaar hai

Funniest jokes

santa ke ghar mehamaan aaye

santa – kya lenge chaay ya coffee?

mehamaan- jee nahin, bahut garmi hai, kuchh thanda hai ?

santa – haan hai na thanda, kapade utaar ke fharsh pe let jao,

bahut thanda hai???

Funniest jokes

shaadi ke agale din hi achaanak pati
apani biwi ko pitne laga…?✊
.
logon ne poochha kyon maar rahe ho bechaari ko ??
.
pati ne bola … isane meree chaay mein?
taabeez daala hai mujhe bas mein karane ke liye ! ???
mujhe meri maa se door karana chaahati hai. ??
.
biwi rote hue gusse mein boli ?
.
vo taabeez nahin tea bag hai
ganvaar kahin ke ???

Funniest jokes

patni chilla kar boli – aaj shaam ko jaldi ghar aa jaana
pati – kyon kuchh khaas hai kya ?
patni – maayake se rishtedaar aa rahe hain
pati – mera dimaag mat khao, main biji hoon, kaun kaun aa raha hai
patni – meree donon chhoti bahanen aa rahi hain
pati khush hokar –
are daarling, tumhaare rishtedaar matalab mere rishtedaar
pakka time se aa jaoonga???

Funniest jokes

?patni : suno jee baahubali achchhi hai dekh lo

?pati whatsapp chalaata huva baahar gallery mai chala gaya

?patni : andar aa jaao 
mainne baahubali bola hai baajoovaali nahi..
???????????

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