Mai pahli bar 5 star hotel me gya..

Jhijhakte huwe maine chaye ka order diya..

Toh ek saj dhaj ke waiter aaya..

Wo ek ketali me garam pani, ek ketli me dudh..

Chaypati ka pauch aur chini ke cube rakh gya..

Maine Jaise taise chaye bana li..

Fir waiter aake  puchata hai :

Would you like to have anything more , sir ?

Mai bolo “: Matar panir khane ki ikcha thi per banane nahi aati !!!