
Zero Ka Awishkar Science Class Funny Jokes
Bahut samay pahle aarya bhatt mera
math ka paper check kar rahe the..
Mera paper dekh ke mere liye hi unhone
zero ka aawiskar kiya..
Log sirf unnhe hi jante haii…par usse nahi jante jisne
zero ka aavishkar karne ke liye unhe mazbur kiya…
Songs Lyrics in Hindi And English
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The teacher sat down and cried.
A nursery school teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing Christmas scenes. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.
As she got to little Sarah who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. Sarah replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’ The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what God looks like.’
Sarah replied, ‘They will in a minute’
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Teacher Student Homework Funny Jokes Hindi
Teacher : Homework kyun nahi kiya???
Student : Sir light nahi thi
Teacher : To mombati jala lete
Student : Sir, maachis nahi thi
Teacher : Maachis kyun nahi thi??
Student : Puja ghar main rakhi thi
Teacher : To waha se le aate
Student : Nahaya hua nahi tha
Teacher : Nahaye hue kyun nahi the??
Student : Paani nahi tha sir
Teacher : Paani kyun nahi tha??
Student : sir, motor nahi chal rahi thi
Teacher : Ullu ke patthe, motor kyun nahi chal rahi thi???
Student : Sir, bataya to tha, light nahi thi…
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Naughty Student Funny Jokes Hindi – Pappu Aur Madam
Ek teacher baccho ko achi aadato ke baare mein bata rahi thi ..
Usne papu se pucha : Agar tumhara pao ek vridh mahila par pad gaya,to tum kya karoge??
Student : Sorry bolunga sir
Teacher : Bahut acha, agar woh khush hokar tumhe chocolate de, to phir???
Student (tapaak se) : To main dusre pao par chhadh jaunga, taaki mujhe ek aur chocolate mile
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Badmas Bacha Aur Madam Funny Jokes
Dada (Pappu): Oye teri teacher ghar aa rahi hai,
jaa chup jaa..
Pappu : Pehle aap chup jao,
aapki maut ka bahana bana kar to maine do hafte ki chutti li hai….