Bahut samay pahle aarya bhatt mera

math ka paper check kar rahe the..

Mera paper dekh ke mere liye hi unhone

zero ka aawiskar kiya..

Log sirf unnhe hi jante haii…par usse nahi jante jisne

zero ka aavishkar karne ke liye unhe mazbur kiya…

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The teacher sat down and cried.

A nursery school teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing Christmas scenes. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.

As she got to little Sarah who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. Sarah replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’ The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what God looks like.’

Sarah replied, ‘They will in a minute’

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Teacher Student Homework Funny Jokes Hindi

Teacher : Homework kyun nahi kiya???

Student : Sir light nahi thi

Teacher : To mombati jala lete

Student : Sir, maachis nahi thi

Teacher : Maachis kyun nahi thi??

Student : Puja ghar main rakhi thi

Teacher : To waha se le aate

Student : Nahaya hua nahi tha

Teacher : Nahaye hue kyun nahi the??

Student : Paani nahi tha sir

Teacher : Paani kyun nahi tha??

Student : sir, motor nahi chal rahi thi

Teacher : Ullu ke patthe, motor kyun nahi chal rahi thi???

Student : Sir, bataya to tha, light nahi thi…

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Naughty Student Funny Jokes Hindi – Pappu Aur Madam

Ek teacher baccho ko achi aadato ke baare mein bata rahi thi ..

Usne papu se pucha : Agar tumhara pao ek vridh mahila par pad gaya,to tum kya karoge??

Student : Sorry bolunga sir

Teacher : Bahut acha, agar woh khush hokar tumhe chocolate de, to phir???

Student (tapaak se) : To main dusre pao par chhadh jaunga, taaki mujhe ek aur chocolate mile

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Badmas Bacha Aur Madam Funny Jokes

Dada (Pappu): Oye teri teacher ghar aa rahi hai,

jaa chup jaa..

Pappu : Pehle aap chup jao,

aapki maut ka bahana bana kar to maine do hafte ki chutti li hai….