Aaj traffic police wale ne hamari gadhi roki..

Kyuki humne helmate nahi pahni thi..

Usne bike ki chabhi nikali aur bola :

“Aajao mere picha”

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fir kya..

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hum to hum hai…

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jeb se dusri chabhi nikali aur bike start ki ..

fir police wale ko bola :

“Ab tu aaja mere piche piche”

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Teacher:”What is your name?”
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask question in English, answer it in English.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.”

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eacher: how were the exams?
Student: the questions were easy but the answers were hard.
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Teacher: RAGHU, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT THE EARTH IS ROUND?
RAGHU: I NEVER SAID IT IS ROUND.
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Teacher: Ritu spell “Blind Bird”
RITU: B,l,n,d B,r,d
Teacher: Where are the two i’s??
RITU: Teacher a blind bird doesn’t have eyes!
Teacher: ?????????

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Once a teacher said to the children: When I will ask you a question, give the answer very fast.
Teacher: What is the capital of India?
Child: Very fast
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Teacher: WHAT HAPPEN TO GOLD IF EXPOSED IN AIR?
RAMESH: IT IS STOLEN, SIR

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Rahul: Madam my paper is the neatest.
Teacher: You haven’t written anything.
Rahul: That’s why it is the neatest.

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Teacher: Rita, please stand up and answer this question. Why did the calf cross the road?
Rita: I don’t know madam. But I know someone who can answer this question.
Teacher: (astonished) who?
Rita: Very simple the calf

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Teacher: What is the capital of china
Student: You Know
Teacher: Yes
Student: Then why are you asking