Ladka Class ki ladki se bolta hai..

Ladka : Main tumhe sach mein bahut pasand karta hu…

Ladki : Meri chappal ki size pata hai na…??

Ladki : Lo karlo baat, dosti hui nahi ki, farmaish shuru

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Teacher: Who has read the 25th chapter?
Almost all the students raise their hands
Teacher: There is no 25th chapter in the book.
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Teacher: STUDENTS DRAW A PICTURE OF BACTERIA.
Student: HERE IT IS MAM.
Teacher: WHERE? IT IS BLANK.
Student: YOU TOLD THAT BACTERIA CANNOT BE SEEN WITH NAKED EYE!
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Teacher: ‘WHERE IS THE HIMALAYAS”
STUDENT: I DONT KNOW.”
THEN TEACHER ORDERED HIM TO STAND ON THE CHAIR
THEN STUDENT TOLD THE TEACHER INNOCENTLY: I STILL CAN’T SEE IT.

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A teacher to a Parent:
Teacher: Mam your son has cheated in his examinations.
Parent: You can prove that I am sure
Teacher: Well put it this way the first answer of your child’s partner was yes.
Parent: So that proves nothing.
Teacher: But for the second question your son’s partner wrote “i don’t know” and your son wrote “neither do I”
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Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey with a stick and I stop him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
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Once a teacher with her students went to visit a zoo.
When the teacher saw the lion she told her students that the lion belonged to the cat family.
A watchman heard her and told her that the lion belonged to the zoo not the cat family.
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Teacher: anu, can you name five things made up of milk?
anu: butter, cheese, cream——
Teacher: yes, yes go on.
anu: and two cows