Sir: How can you tell a hawk has good eye sight?
Raj: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles
Teacher: Now, Sam, Tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Student: No sir, I don’t have. My mom is a good cook
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi ji was four years old.
Teacher: Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?
Shilpa: Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
Teachear: Ramya,what about you?
Ramya: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

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