Jokes about school teachers

ताऊ अस्पताल गया…!!!

डाक्टरनी: – ऐक लम्बी सांस लो, ताऊ ने लम्बी
सांस ले ली….!!!

डाक्टरनी: – क्या महसूस हुआ…?

ताऊ: – कोण सा परफ्यूम लगा कर आई है,
मजा सा आ गया…  

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टीचर – कल अगर होमवर्क नहीं किया तो
मुर्गा बनाऊंगा…।

छात्र – ठीक है दारू मैं ले आऊंगा….     

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Teacher: How can you prove it that birds have sharp eyesight?
Student: Teacher, because I have never seen a bird wearing spectacles
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Teacher: RAJU HOW WILL YOU DISTRIBUTE FIVE ORANGES EQUALLY TO EIGHT PEOPLE?
RAJU: SIMPLE I WILL FIRST TAKE OUT THE JUICE POUR IT IN EIGHT GLASSES AND GIVE THEM
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Teacher (taking an oral test): OK James, tell me how many mangoes will it make if I had 5 mangoes and you give me 2 more?
James: 7, mam.
Teacher: good, now tell me if I have 4 apples and I give you…..
James: Sorry mam but I was absent when you taught the class word problems of apples and I forgot to copy it down from my friend.

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हिन्दी टीचर-
“वो 1 सुंदर लड़की खड़ी है”
इसको दूसरे शब्दो मे कहो…
पप्पू-
“वो देखो कमिनो,
तुम्हारी भाभी खड़ी है”