jokes in hindi lalu

 

jokes in hindi lalu

How to get rid of dark circles near ur eyes…

 

1) Open Whats App

2) Go to settings

3) Deactivate your account

 

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How To Call An urgent Family Meeting In 3 Easy Steps:

  1. Go to the Wi Fi router
  2. Turn it Off
  3. Wait in that Room !!???

 

 

 

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?? Aadhar Card

?? Aadhar Card Xerox

 

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Husband– Darling..! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu ya dil pe.?

Wife- Edhar udhar kyu likhte ho?

Agar saccha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property ke paper pe likho…!!

?Moral : Aaj ki biwi ke saamne style nahi marne ka..!!

 

Arz kiya hai….

Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai…

Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai…

Apni profile pic me akeli…

Aur pati ke profile pic me saath hoti hai

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Few more?

Height of guessing an answer……

Teacher – who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa – he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya….

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Ek dum latest….

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?Air hostess to Pandit: Sir, kya lenge?

?Pandit- Puri, Sabji, Khir aur Laddu.

?Air hostess- Sir, aap kingfisher ke plane me baithe hai, Vijay malya ke shraadh me nahi…

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Songs Lyrics in Hindi And English

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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa’s door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??

Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me puchegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!

Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hai

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Don’t laugh alone pass it on…..

jokes in hindi lalu

:   ‘;’;शादी क्या है’;’; ?

 

बिजली के दो तार

 

सही जुड़े तो प्रकाश ही प्रकाश

 

गलत जुड़े तो

धमाके ही धमाके

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बिजली विभाग।।

jokes in hindi lalu

सलमान खान बोला – मै दुनिया के हर कोने में गयाँ हूँ। दुनिया में कोई ऐसी जगह नहीं है जहाँ मैं नही गया हो।?

 

एक ताऊ खड़ा होके बोला – . कदे सुसराल गया है के ।???????

jokes in hindi lalu

Sir: Define Energy ?

Santa: Sir pura nahi aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.

 

Sir: Thik hai, jitna aata hai utna bolo.

 

Santa: “and this is called Energy……”

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Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

 

Santa: ” Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte.. Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

 

Salesman Fainted ?????

jokes in hindi lalu

अपने गमो को बस

दिल में दबा लो

नया गोदरेज पाउडर

हेयर डाई ,बस

काटो घोलो और

लगा लो

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