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Best non veg jokes

Ek pathan ki suhagrat me light chali gai..

Usne nokar ko bola tu lanten pakad mai karte hu..

Nokar ne lanten pakade rakha aur pathan karne laga..

Thodi der bad pathan biwi se pucha maza aaya..

Biwi ne bola nahi..

Pathan aur jor se karne laga..

Pathana ne fir pucha maza aaya..

Biwi ne fir bola nahi..

Pathan ne nokar ko bola :

” Mai lanten padhta hu tu kar aake”
Nokar karna suru kiya..

Pathan ne pucha biwi se ab maza aaya..

Biwi ne bola ..haaa

Pathan ne nnokar ko jor se data :

“Dekh bevkuf lanten aaise pakadhte hai”

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Sharma ji ki party mein verma ji ke paas Mrs. Sharma aakar boli:
“Bhai sahab aapne to kuchh liya hi nahi” aur yeh keh kar ek chicken ka leg piece uthakar unki plate mein rakh diya.
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.Party khatm hone par Mr. Sharma ne Verma ji se poochha “Khana kaisa laga”
.Verma ji: “Badhiya, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di maza aa gaya.” ? ?

Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Girlfriend – Log apne kapdo ke style

Par kitna paisa barbad karte hai,

Jabki zindagi ke sabse hasin lamhe

Bina kapdo ke gujar deta hai. ?

Non Veg Dirty Jokes

Ek ladki ne apni girlfriend ko apne room par bulaya,

Aur phir wo uske sath sex karne lga.

Ladki achanak boli – Mujhe ads hain.

Ladka – Kamini,

Khud to maregi, mujhe bhi sath le jayegi.

Ladki – Sorry jaanu,

Dard ho raha tha, isiliye majak kiya. ?

Ek ladki ko tej bukhar tha,

Ladki ke boyfriend ne use unwanted 72 lakar khila di.

Agale din ladki doctor ke pass gyi.

Ladki – Doctor sahab maine galti se unwanted 72 khaa li,

Ab main kya karu ?

Doctor – Jitna karna hain, 72 ghnto me kar le,

Nahi to 80 rupye bekar ho jayege. ?

Funny Non Veg Chutkule

Ek ladki ki bra kho gyi.

Us ladki ne apne kutte ko,

Apni body ki khushbu sungha di.

Agale din news aayi –

Ek kutte ne 400 ladko ko kaat liya. ? ?

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