Mandi me sardhar khadha tha..

Sardar : Bhagwan aap mujhe 1000 rupee denge

to mai 500 rupee aap ke charno me chadha dunga..

Sandar ko mandir ke sidhi pe hi 500 rupee mil gaye..

Sardar : kya bhagwan itna bhi bharosha nahi mujhpe..

aapne apna hissa pahle hi rakh liye..

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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

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Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle’
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.

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Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?
Pappu: Amritsar.
Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.
Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?
Teacher: No.
Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?
Teacher: No.
Pappu: Do you know Banto?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?
Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

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Santa to Son: “maths vich fail kyu hoya”..??

Son: 1st day teacher kendi
5+3=8..

Agle din kendi
6+2=8..

fir kendi
4+4=8

Ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi!!