Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji… main…vo… kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi…

Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do…
Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
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Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya

Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa Rocks!
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Santa Singh sharab pee kar teesri manzil se gira to log uske aas-paas aa gaye aur poochhne lage
“Kya hua, kya hua”
Santa: Pata nahi main to khud abhi aaya hoon.
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Sir: Define Energy ?

Santa Sardar: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.

Sir: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo.

Santa: “and this is called Energy……”

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