New Sardar Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways ki bus ja rahi thi

Conductor: Kahan jaana hai?

Pakistani: Amritsar jana hai…

Saath me baithe Sardar (Mr. Santa) ne Pakistani ko jor se thappad maara aur bola
“Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib nahin bol sakta kya??”

Conductor (Dusre Pakistani se): Tumhein kaha jaana hai?

Pakistani Darr kar bola: “Shri Chandigarh Sahib Jana hai..”

Sath baitha Sardar ise bhi thappad maarkar bola:
“Kya waha tere baaap ki Shahidi hui thi jo Sahib laga raha hai..!”

Conductor (3rd Pakistani se): Tumhe kaha jana hai?

Pakistani: “Yeh lo paise aur puchh sardar se lo…”

Sardar (thappad maark kar) bola:
“Sardar ke sath Ji kya tera baap lagayega…??!!”

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Sardarji introducing his family:-

1. Yeh hai meri biwi….. Google Kaur..
Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai…..

2. Yeh hai mera beta…. Facebookjeet Singh..
Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai…..

3. Yeh hai meri beti…. Twitterpreet Kaur..
Poori colony isse folow karti hai…..

4. Aur mein hoon Orkutdeep Singh….
Mujhe koi puchhta hi nahi…. !!

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Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?
Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly

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Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: “Too uper kyon aaya?”
Sardar: “Apple Khane”
Monkey: “Yeh to mango tree”
Sardar: “Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon”

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