एक स्टूडेंट भगवान से बोला: रुपए की कीमत 68 तक पहुंचाई,
पेट्रोल की 80 तक, दूध की 50 और प्याज़ की 100 तक!
पर फिर भी आपका लाख-लाख शुक्र है भगवान, पासिंग मार्क्स आज भी 35 ही रखे…!!!

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क स्टूडेंट ने फेसबुक पर स्टेटस अपडेट किया:- “यहां क्लास चल रही है और मैं ऑनलाइन हूं! हाहाहा…”
टीचर ने कॉमेंट किया:- “बेटा टेस्ट में जीरो मिला है, आकर देखोगे या मैं टैग करूं”…!!!

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Teacher: How old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, and potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: Paul, what is the chemical formula of Water?
Paul: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: What is this?
Paul: Well!! You said it is H2O.

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Pupil: “Sir, Would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?”
Teacher: “But your parents don’t have a computer.”
Pupil: “Exactly!”

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Teacher: “I haven’t got no pencil.”
Teacher, correcting him:
“You don’t have any pencil.
He doesn’t have any pencils.
We don’t have any pencils.”
Student, with a look of astonishment: “Where have all the pencils gone?”

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Teacher to Girl: “Why are you late?”
Girl: “I started late from home”.
Teacher: “Why didn’t you start early?”
Girl: “By the time I woke up, it was too late to start early”

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Teacher to the Student: Why are you tearing up your homework copy?
Student: To keep the elephants away.
Teacher: But there are no elephants here.
Student: See, how effective it is!!! 

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