Teaching jokes

  • Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’
    Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field….
    Teacher : How ????
    Student : Ladies first…
  • Teacher: Tell the class what book you read.
    Student: Black Beauty.
    Teacher: And tell the class what it was about.
    Student: It was about 120 pages.
  • Teacher: What is your name?
    Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
    Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
    Student: My name is Sunlight.
  • Teacher: What is your name?.
    Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear
    Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name
    Student: My name is Sunderlal Chadda.
  • Teacher: What happened in 1869?
    Student: Gandhiji was born.
    Teacher: What happened in 1873?
    Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
  • Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
    Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
  • Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
    Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
  • Teacher: Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August?
    Student: A holiday
  • Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
    Johnny: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
  • Teacher: How old is ur father.
    Sunny: As old as I am.
    Teacher: How is it possible?
    Sunny: He became father only after I was born. [1st Rank]
  • Teacher: There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs. 3 per Kg… Then, what is my age?
    Student: 32 yrs.
    Teacher: How do you know?
    Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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