- Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field….
Teacher : How ????
Student : Ladies first…
- Teacher: Tell the class what book you read.
Student: Black Beauty.
Teacher: And tell the class what it was about.
Student: It was about 120 pages.
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Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student: My name is Sunlight.
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Teacher: What is your name?.
Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear
Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name
Student: My name is Sunderlal Chadda.
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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
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Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
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Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher: Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday
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Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Johnny: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. [1st Rank]
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Teacher: There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs. 3 per Kg… Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
