whatsapp jokes in English

whatsapp jokes in English

They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups and couldn’t move a wall.
But when I took 4 bottles of beers,
I saw the wall moving itself.
These scientists should better stop their lies.

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Maths Teacher: What is a line?
Pappu: A line is a dot that’s going for a walk.
Teacher: Then what are parallel lines?
Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend!

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A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told ” i love u”

Man placed his hand on her head: ” this love and infatuation all are nothing,
Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life”

Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand:” i have written some wisdom for you. Read before u sleep” and went away..

Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper.

“Are you blind?my wife was standing behind me..anyways this is my number call me anytime..by the way.. i love u too!”

MEN ARE MEN..

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