whatsapp jokes in English

whatsapp jokes in English

Those who are single, Let’s sing this song together:
Single bells
Single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch
those couples fight all day. Yay…

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A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told ” i love u”

Man placed his hand on her head: ” this love and infatuation all are nothing,
Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life”

Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand:” i have written some wisdom for you. Read before u sleep” and went away..

Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper.

“Are you blind?my wife was standing behind me..anyways this is my number call me anytime..by the way.. i love u too!”

MEN ARE MEN..

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Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in m! edical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!
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Q: A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? “
A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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What’s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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